Well, I just wouldn't be me if I didn't track every little detail of my life. I was curious about how many birthday wishes I got on my Facebook wall. (Curiosity? Really? That's what it was? Or was I motivated by ego alone? I'm weak. Don't judge.) So I started counting and realized that "birthday wishes" are indeed a loose term. Do "Have a great day!" and "Ur old" and "Get drunk tonight!" technically count as "birthday wishes"? I mean, does the word "birthday" need to appear for it to be a birthday wish? I have no idea. I got some wishes in other languages that I can only assume are happy birthday wishes. (I mean, death threats in Latin on my birthday would be just plain mean, right?) And here it is:
I got roughly 212 messages of happy wishes on my birthday. Roughly 17% of my total friendship roster. Is that good? Is that a lot? Of course, there's no way to know because I'm the only winner cool enough to tally up birthday love. Did it work? Do I feel loved yet?
I got roughly 212 messages of happy wishes on my birthday. Roughly 17% of my total friendship roster. Is that good? Is that a lot? Of course, there's no way to know because I'm the only winner cool enough to tally up birthday love. Did it work? Do I feel loved yet?